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You have never read written jerk off instructions before and you’re intrigued. Right now maybe you have been at your job for hours but you finally need a release. You want to pick up the phone and dial my number. You have it memorized, but on speed dial, just in case the frustration of needing to rub your cock gets in the way of your memory. Or maybe you are in bed right now, and you want nothing more than to call me. But there is a problem. Your wife is lying next to you, and she would surely wake up to bother you if you got up at this hour.
Whatever the situation is here, you found yourself looking for the next best thing since you couldn’t hear my voice. You stumbled upon my blog. Well, I guess not stumbled since you have it bookmarked. It’s your go-to reading material every Thursday night, which is when my newest blog gets published. What could be better than reading the smut that goes through my head? I mean besides the obvious answer. Don’t worry. You will love my written jerk off instructions.
What? Is this your first time with written jerk off instructions?
Well sit back and read my poetically written words. I want you to put your cock in your hand and start stroking it for me. Up and down just like that, and don’t half-ass it.
Now squeeze your hand up and down your cock from the tip of your cock all the way down to the base. Doesn’t that feel so good? I can practically hear your chest rising up and down. Use your other hand to massage your balls lightly. I bet your balls are so full of cum. I want to make you explode by the time we are done here.
I want you to slow down like you are in slow motion. Close your eyes and listen to my jerk off instructions.
Imagine me whispering into your ear telling you are the dirty things that I want to do with you. I would be massaging the head of your cock with my tongue, just teasing you. I would keep you on edge like that for a while. Don’t you dare cum yet. You are mine and I plan to take my time with you. We have all night long, don’t we? Now, I want you to slap your cock against your stomach. I bet it gives a loud thunk. Now, do it again for me. I bet it’s already so sensitive. I want my tongue on your cock so bad right now, giving you a slow sensual blowjob. My slow tongue licking up and down your cock, flicking it right against where your head meets your shaft.
I love that you are listening to exactly what I say.
Do you love my written jerk-off instructions? Now, I want to bring you to the edge again. Make that ring with your thumb and middle finger and jerk your cock off. I know how much you love it when I make you do that. Keep doing that all the way to the edge. But I don’t want you to fall off the cliff just yet. Now stop. Put your hands underneath your ass, just like you had to do in grade school when you couldn’t stop fiddling around.
You are so cute when you move your hips like that.
I know your cock is just aching, and you want to touch yourself so bad. I think I can actually see your cock throbbing now. Okay, so now you are going to do something different so pay attention. You are going to take your hand and make a fist like you normally do. But you are only going to move your hips. I want you to fantasize that you are fucking me. Fuck your hand like it is my tight cunt wrapped around your cock.
You have my permission to cum now. Get ready….
Just like that, keep going. I want you to empty your balls for me. Yes!! Look at all that fucking cum. It’s too bad I can’t be there to lick it all up but aren’t my written jerk off instructions the best? Now…are you up for round two? Do you think you could handle it? Call my adult chat line right now and prove it.
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