Vegetable dildo in my pussy! I live for being a dirty slut and using a cucumber as my dildo. But, what makes it more fun is doing it at the grocery store. And putting it back so people can eat my pussy juice covered cucumbers!
So, what I like to do is make sure I wear no panties when I grocery shop and put on a short skirt. And of course, make sure I grab my lube! Because you need some lube to get those veggies up in there. They can get a little sticky without the lube and it makes it hard to masturbate with.
I walk up in the grocery store with a confident stride. And a little skip in my step knowing what I am about to go do. I head on over to the produce aisles and start choosing which cucumbers I will be using. You have to be a little bit picky when it comes to picking out a vegetable dildo.
I get a thrill just picking them out.
I find the perfect ones, nice and long, thick and juicy. I then stuff a couple into my purse and then head for the bathrooms. No one knows I have a purse full of cucumbers ready for action! And it excites me just knowing someone is going to pick them up later.
I pick the handicap stall just to have a little more room to fuck myself. Then I set my sweater down on the floor away from the toilet so I can put my legs up on the toilet. And out comes the first cucumber. So I grab my lube.
The stickiness goes away quickly as I lube it up and it becomes smooth and sleek. Spreading my knees apart and setting my feet up on the toilet I insert the cucumber. It feels so big, thick, and a little cold inside my pussy!
Cold cucumber up my snatch.
I fuck myself nice and hard with each and every cucumber I have in my bag before anyone comes in. And even then, I am as quiet as a mouse. I put the cukes back into my bag and head for the produce aisle again. Then, in a crowd of people, I put them back and watch people pick out my used cucumbers. Almost as much fun as anal gaping!
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