Testing sex toys makes for a dream job!

I was chatting with a couple of girlfriends in London the other day and the subject of dream jobs came up. One of my friends laughed and said that her dream job would be testing sex toys on a private beach in the Caribbean. It’d make a great theme for a YouTube channel in a more enlightened world…

Daydreaming aside, it did remind me of a gig I had with a well-known ‘adult products company’ in London when I was a young student. Basically, they posted one of their toys to me once a week. I tried it out and wrote a review for their website. Usually, it was the latest model of vibrator or dildo. Sometimes they’d send me condoms, or lubes or lingerie to write about.

One day I got a call saying that there was a special item, but I’d have to review it from their office. They would cover my transport costs and give me a day’s pay and expenses. It intrigued me, and I had a free day, so I went to the office in Soho. It turned out that the sex toy I had to review was a Sybian. I’d never heard of such a thing. Sue, the manager, led me into a private room where I saw what looked like a large saddle in the middle of the floor.

Was I testing sex toys or preparing for a naked rodeo?

Sue explained that she’d attach a special pad to the saddle with a vibrator and some attachments designed to stimulate my clit and arse. All I had to do was straddle the Sybian with the vibrator inside me and she’d control the speed with the remote control unit. It sounded pretty simple and I’ve always had an exhibitionist streak. The idea of getting off in front of Sue secretly turned me on.

As I undressed, Sue attached a latex pad to the Sybian and lubricated the upright dildo. I eased myself down onto it, surprised at how comfortable the padded saddle-like seat was. I instinctively started to move up and down on the dildo as though I was straddling a man. Just then, I felt the dildo move rhythmically inside me as the latex pad split my lips apart and massaged my clit. Something equally amazing happened across my perineum and arse.

I hadn’t even finished uni and I already had my dream job – testing sex toys!

It was like riding a man – one of my favourite fucking positions – but required no effort whatsoever. I couldn’t believe how intense the sensations were – and how the Sybian stimulated everything at once. I moaned and writhed, and then bucked with a new sensation. Sue had flicked another button to make the latex cock move from side to side as well as thrusting up and down. My pussy was dripping wet and clenched tightly around the dildo.

As I shuddered and moaned, my clit got a better workout than I’d ever experienced before. The side-to-side movements of the dildo relentlessly stimulated my G-spot. I didn’t know whether to pull away and gain some respite or just embrace the sensation. I loved testing sex toys!

I’d tried to be quiet, but Sue manipulated the control panel ruthlessly.

Every time I showed signs of approaching orgasm, she slowed the speed to almost zero. First, she’d tease me with some side-to-side movements. Then she’d increase the speed of the thrusts again.

I’d clenched my eyes tightly shut after the first minute. Oblivious to everything else, I moaned and then screamed in pleasure. By now I desperately wanted to cum. The next time Sue slowed the speed of the vibrator, I took control and frantically thrust my hips up and down, enjoying every moment of my job testing sex toys. 

I rode the slowly moving dildo as hard as I could. Taking pity on me, she cranked the speed back up and turned the dial to its highest setting. Waves of orgasm exploded through my body and I squirted for the very first time…

Call your favourite naughty English girl for some flirty phone sex – you won’t regret it!

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