Sex Jokes – Fucking is better with a sense of humor

~Sex jokes ~ Everyone has a favorite dirty Joke! Here is a list of some of my all-time favorite sex jokes. If you have some favorite dirty jokes please share them with me!

  1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? a guy will actually search for a golf ball
  2. Why is Santas Sack so Big? He only cums Once a year
  3.  What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalottapuss
  4. What do your wife and a laxative have in common? They both irritate the shit out of you.
  5. How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw

Now Some of these sex Jokes may teeter on the edge of perversion. But coitus doesn’t always have to be romantic and it doesn’t always have to be serious. Could you imagine only fucking for procreation? Only having sex to populate the world?

I Like sex in all forms! Romantic, Dirty, Hard, Soft. Anyway, anyhow and anytime.

Everything doesn’t always go as planned during your naughty romps! Think about it, the leg cramps that send you sailing off the side of the bed, and you guys that don’t think we notice when you fart (Cmon!) during Doggystyle deep dicking fests! I remember fucking an older guy, and we had to take a break just so he could take his heart meds.

Sex is supposed to be something that makes you feel good. In my opinion Sex and humor kind of go hand in hand.

I know some of you have to have your own favorite Funny Fuck folklore! So Come on you fucking Perverts, share your silly sex rib ticklers with me!

After all the easiest way to get into my panties is to make me laugh

C-mon out and play, and share your naughtiest fucking jokes with me!

 

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