Safer Sex Is Phone Sex: Let Your Secret Mistress Tell You Why.
Oh, Pervs. Well, it’s Christmas. Here I am, your loyal and hardworking phone whore, getting twisted up like a pretzel, drinking a priest’s piss and squirting orgasms on 10 cocks in 6 short hours…all from the cozy comforts of my apartment. In my panties, or in nothing at all. Don’t get me wrong, babes. I love to fuck and many of you know that it shows. But let’s talk a little bit about why I love the safer sex we call phone sex.
Have you ever been talking to a girl who you really click with and you forget you’re alone?
That’s the secret, pervs. When phone sex is really, really good, you’re not alone! Don’t worry, I’m not about to get all ooey gooey romantic on you. But let’s just cut the shit. When you really make a searing sexual connection with your mind, it takes the game to a whole new level. Sex is funny, it’s cruel, sometimes it’s just plain bad, but you know when sex is good, it can be anything. Even I can admit that once I thought about it, I realized if I had a dick I would fuck a spaghetti squash and probably love it. We are talking about safer sex, here. Squash don’t have STDs. Case closed.
Safer sex is also more discreet sex.
You lucky pervs, you have a smorgasbord of phone whores to keep you sane in your kink-free, starched and buttoned-down life. The truth and you know it, is that girls like us are rare in real life. I mean, look around your office. Smoking hot women who make themselves available because they love kinky sex and are good enough to be professionals? Go ahead and take a look around your office again. Now, don’t you feel like one lucky sonofabitch that you found your favorite phone slut?
Desperately need to get something off…your chest (and onto mine)? You could waste it on missionary with your wife (okay, okay it’s 2018 and you’re probably fucking her doggy style because would you rather look at that scornful face or her cookie dough ass?) or jerk off to porn if you’re in the mood for that. Most of you have some fetish that needs tickling and when you get horny, you need someone who understands and won’t just tell you that you need a shrink. Someone who isn’t going to complicate your life. You need a nasty bitch who isn’t an actual petri dish of cum ruining your dick. Well…okay. Some of you like the sting of STDs. But some of you don’t! Great reason for safer sex.
Oh, and safer sex can also be emotional.
Right, I said I wasn’t going to talk about feelings. But listen. The reasons are legion, but some people struggle with sex and/or intimacy. You might only get turned on by something that is totally taboo. Maybe you’re shy or isolated. Maybe you want a big fat dick up your ass. It’s all good here, I’m your safety. Safer sex is sex where you are free to be yourself. Fetish, taboo, kink, and in some cases, any sex at all…I’m one part your perfect fantasy phone slut, one part real woman.
If you need a safer sex release, hot-to-the-touch phone sex is exactly what you need. You’ve got one of the most joyfully adventurous, kinky, hardworking girls in your book just a phone call away. Have you been naughty or nice? Honestly, it doesn’t even matter to me.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
