The Rumors Are True: Joey is a Dirty Slut

My ex-boyfriend was so pissed when I broke up with him. The thing is, I was more the guy in the relationship. He always wanted to talk about “feelings” and I just wanted to fuck cause I’m a dirty slut. I didn’t want to tell him where I was and who I was with.  I finally told him I was tired of the drama. So I did throw an “It’s not you, it’s me”  in for good measure while I ended our relationship. I told him I needed to have sex with lots of different people and I wasn’t ready to commit to one cock.  After he cried and begged, he finally slammed the door and left. I thought I was finished with him until…

 

I started getting weird phone calls a few weeks after that.  Some were just a “Hi, Joey! How are you?”, some were “Joey, You wanna fuck right now?” Or “Joey, do you swallow?”They would usually hang up right away or insist that we meet.

None would tell me how they heard about me.

 WTF? I didn’t know any of these guys and I started wondering why every guy in our town suddenly felt the need to screw me. Finally, I was in the local dive bar and started chatting with the bartender. I told him how my phone number seems to be getting around and I had no clue what was going on. The bartender listened and then thought about it for a minute. “Is your name Joey?” Yes, I answered. “You may want to see something.” He walked me to the men’s bathroom and showed me on every bathroom wall, scrawled in big letters was “For a good time call Joey 888-553-5493” and “Joey is a Slut”. “Joey is a cum eating Whore”. I laughed when I saw it. The work of my asshole ex, no doubt.

I took another look at the bartender. “You know, it is true,” I said. “I am a Slut”. So I walked up to him and kissed his neck and rubbed my tits on his strong chest.  His smell was intoxicating. My pussy was instantly wet. I reached down to his crotch and started to rub it. Before I knew it, his cock was in my mouth.

My Ex is right. I am a cock sucking dirty whore and happy as hell!

Call me and lets dirty whore it up together!