PUSSY-POPS…LOLLIES WITH A KICK!

PUSSY-POPS are the BEST aperitif for ANY meal you’re thinking about having… And as such, it’s the BEST flavoring to get your day started!  And what a mindless thing to do to masturbate with my favorite Dum-Dum.  The Lollipops that is!  Hahaha.  I keep them on my nightstand in case I masturbate in my sleep…I grab some pops and thrust away!  There is no accident to how these little delicacies came to the fore.  As with most things… necessity became the mother of invention.  Follow along.

One night. while masturbating mightily, and I was bucking wildly off my sheets,  I spied with my little eye something that could be inserted.   And it wasn’t a far leap for my brain to make that by inserting these little sweet sticks into my pussy would “sweeten the pot”, so to speak.  Haha.  So I inserted the first of what my lover and I called a Pussy-Pop and he started going down on me.  Now, as ALL of you SHOULD know…I am multi-orgasmic and I will frig myself with anything shaped right. Haha.  I am the original horn-toad!

To say he went ape-shit for the NEWEST sweetness CUMming from between my thighs would be like saying Christmas was just another day of the year!  My pussy normally tastes like fresh pineapple juice, but add to that a mystery flavor, like blueberry, cherry, chocolate… even lemon has its charms once twice-flavored by my pineapple pussy!  Honestly! My tender little girlie-bits hurt for two days after his FEAST upon it!  So, subbing them out for my pussy was an answer made in heaven.

I unwrap them, insert them into my pussy and or, ass and twirled my way to another orgasm.  I place them back on the open wrapper and allow them to dry in a cool place before re-wrapping them for him.  And then came an epiphanic moment!  I already sell my pretty, little delicates for top dollar, drenched in my juices… So, why not my pussy-pops?  And why not dip the little dum-dums into my ass as well…? Who doesn’t fantasize about a tight, young pussy and ass covered with candy?   I can’t think of a single person, sane, or crazy.

For the perfect flavoring…  Anal AND Pussy.  I can even LICK some of them for you to enjoy the taste of my MOUTH in YOURS!  I sell them for $20.00 for five lollies.  You only need to specify what part of me you crave to taste. They cum in assorted flavor packets, chosen at my discretion.  And just think of all the places you can discreetly enjoy them…No one has to know.  Just don’t leave them sitting out on your desk in that jar!

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Just don’t leave them sitting out on your desk in that jar!  You don’t want just ANYONE eating your Joey’s Pussy-Pops!  Or, DO YOU?  Giggle  Call me today and order yours while supplies last.  Don’t get left out for this season! Pop one into your mouth and sit back for some Mmmmmm time with me.

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