Porn Review: The Parody Porn Edition Featuring Pirates

I love talking about my kind of obsession with a porn parody. This isn’t the first or the last. Today we are gonna be talking about “Pirates”. This is still one of my favorite porn movies. Claiming it to be so, because it is so well done even for porn while others fail to reach this level of rewatching. ( Wizard of oz parody porn looking at you.) Sit back and enjoy the ride because I am going to do a quick down and dirty review of this two-hour movie! I am Going to be talking about a few of my favorite scenes. I highly recommend this movie!

 

Pirates Porn Parody The Opening

The movie opens showing this large ship and pans in. A married couple chats about worrying about pirates. The husband jokes that if he doesn’t like his bride’s smoking hot body he would sell her to the pirates for at least a gold.  This is a corny way to set up a wedding night sex scene that it rolls into the next frame.

The Ship Gets boarded by a ban of sexy lustful pirates after the husband and wife have some pretty basic sex. The pirates take over the ship and take the husband and push the bride over the boat. Then it does a weird time jump.

Pirates Gangbang/Lesbian Scene

 

We come back and meet our bride tide up in a chair in a room of horny men. A very demanding woman who begins to undress the bride. The pirate woman begins to tease her and play with her tits.  She eventually goes down on the bride and the began to passionately kiss.  I honestly don’t mind this scene it’s very hot and sexy. The only thing I find fault in the movie is the constant charge of “Argh” in the background distracting you from the scene.  The Bride gets really into it when she has her hair pulled and finger fucked hard.

After the bride cum’s she takes over and makes the sexy pirate with the brunette hair cum hard by fingering her juicy chasm cavern. Making her admit that she is a whore. They both become sexy wenches and the crew of men cheer.

Pirates porn parody Dominatrix Scene

I love it when they show off the power of this character trying to take over as captain. Salena threatens to slit his throat if he doesn’t get down on his knees and licks her pussy. The captain happily ambiguous and licks and fingers her as she rocks her hips to her orgasm. As a reward, it shows her giving him a very spirited blowjob.

Pirates Porn parody: The First Mate And The Bride

At this point in the movie, our Shy bride has become a real good slut.  They both roughly play with each other’s pussies. Our shy bride is now a full blow whore meanwhile her loving husband is nowhere to be found. He has taken up a life of pirating.  The two women end up fighting and having even more rough hate sex rubbing up against one another till they both cum.

Pirates Porn parody: The Bride And The Husband Reunited

Happy endings do come true for our bride. For she is reunited with her pirate hubby.  Since she had been being a good little slut she had picked up a few tricks. She is more aggressive and fucks better than their boring wedding night sex. It even appears that her blowjobs are better and she begs to swallow his cum.

Pirates Porn parody: First mate, and Pirate Traitor

We jump to the first mate comforting Salena. She tells her not to worry that she is now and forever a pirate hunter and her past is behind her. This rolls into some very hot and rough lesbian sex. What a better way to welcome someone to the crew then to make them cum! The fucking with a lighted candlestick was a little questionable but I still enjoyed the scene.

But wait is there more…

They actually made three of these movies and I do enjoy every single one of them. Next time we have some Hot Phone Sex we can check out a few of my favorite scenes from those! Check out my Last blog here Called Breed Me Daddy!

 

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