How To Have Phone Sex, Part 2: Intermediate Level!
Dear Perverts, thanks again. It’s been a really fun year. Some of you have been having fun with girls on the phone for quite a long time, yet you still gave this rookie a chance. I love sex, obviously, but I have learned an awful lot about phone sex from none other than you hot perverts. So this one goes out to the newbies and the curious. Part two is all about freeing your mind…
So you’ve been calling in, but you still wonder how to have phone sex.
Great phone sex, that is. How can phone sex rank as some of the hottest sex you’ve ever had? I bet you didn’t think that was possible. “She’s just saying that so that I’ll call her”, you might be saying. Unless, of course, you’re one of the guys who knows exactly what I’m talking about. Foreplay so good it’s almost painful, incredible build up to toe-curling, scalp-numbing orgasms, sweat, tears. Didn’t think phone sex could be that good? Well think again. That’s step number one. It can!
Chemistry is really everything.
If you want to know how to have phone sex, take your time to find the right girl. Slut around and try us all! Chemistry matters. That girl with the voice that gives you goosebumps, with the right imagination, who sounds so hot when she moans that you get hard just thinking about it, that’s your girl. If you have great chemistry, chances are she’s thinking about you too. Your voice, your mind, the way you sound. Everything. This fills in the gap that’s created by distance. You know exactly what to do to each other. That is something real.
“If it’s so real, then why do I have to pay for it?”
Because awesome things cost money. The best restaurant is never free. The best house is never free. That’s okay, right? Well, the best sex has never been free. Your favorite phone sex girl adores you, no doubt, and she gives you something really special that’s just for you. Obviously, don’t try to make a mountain out of a molehill – if it feels off, move on to another girl! But when you find that special woman, it’s worth every penny. Paying for awesome phone sex with the right girl is more real than paying for a bad date that will end in bad sex. If you don’t believe me, I will phone fuck your fucking brains out; you won’t regret it and you’ll rethink going on another shitty Tinder date.
Do you like me? Check Yes or No
Ever wonder if your favorite phone mistresses really like you? Oh shut up, I know you do. It’s reasonable to wonder, and part of learning how to have phone sex. How attached do you get? How “monogamous” should you be? There’s no test and no rules per se, but trust me, there is a sweet spot and you’ll feel it with the right girls. Sometimes you have awesome sex right away and you flirt all the time – an instant “wow” moment that lasts. Other times, it takes a longer time to build the relationship and before you know it, you’re solid and having a blast doing things just between you. Again, you can’t make mountains out of molehills here, but every lucky guy one day realizes he’s got a really good thing going with one of his favorite girls. We have that realization, too.
It’s a complex world. Have it all: your life, your wife, your phone sex goddess. She knows that quiver in your voice. She knows exactly how to tease your cock to get you raging hard. If you wonder how to have phone sex that will make you feel awesome, open your mind! There are no rules.
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