Naughty Nursery Rhymes

Who doesn’t love a nursery rhyme? I’ve took a step further and put my own little TWIST on it. And face it, we all know how fucking sick and twisted I am. So these my friends are Naughty Nursery Rhymes for your pleasure.

*Hickory Dickory Dock*

Hickory DICK-ory Dock,

On your knees! NOW suck My COCK!

My COCK will CUM, in YOUR mouth, It’s FUN!

Would you rather Jerk off in a sock?


*Twinkle, Twinkle*

Tinkle, Tinkle in a jar

To the top, you don’t have far

Fill it up and open wide

Down the hatch, SWALLOW your pride

Tinkle, Tinkle Little Slut

my watersports will fill your gut.

* oooh, that’s naughty!*

*Jack Be Nimble*

Jack be nimble, Jacks got DICK

Sodomize Jack, with a candle stick

Jack bends over, Jack gets gagged

Jack likes it deep, now Jacks a FAG!


*Little Miss Muffett*

Little Miss Trannie, sat on her Fannie

Dreaming of Cock & Balls

Along Came a Gang BANG &

Made her part of their TRAIN

and had her climbing the walls!


I hope you enjoyed my Naughty Nursery Rhymes & twists! Naughty is ALWAYS the way to go. If you like these Naughty Nursery Rhymes, just think of what else my dirty mind can cum up with?

Wanna play dirty?

Give us a ring for Hot Phone Sex

Hickory DICKORY Muther fuckin’ DOCK