2021 is so OVER. Let’s party together on my phone sex hotline, baby!
Let’s face it, 2021 was a crazy-ass year. Looking back, it feels like good ol’ 2020 lasted 20 years. But on the other hand, it seems as though 2021 lasted a mere 21 MINUTES, right? Ugh. Seriously, where did 2021 go? With all the craziness that’s happened this year, the very best way to ring in the new year is to play together on my phone sex hotline!
Calls with your uninhibited Megan will seize your imagination and fill your thoughts with the most irresistible of urges. The holidays were next-level crazy, and 2021 is FINALLY over. As a matter of fact, most people might agree that overall, the past couple of fucking years have been crazy AF (Emphasis on fucking? YOU decide.)!
With that in mind, are you ready to BANG in 2022?
Yes, that’s right. I didn’t say ring. To emphasize, I said BANG. In other words, it’s time to “expand” your horizons. Yes indeed, it’s time we blew your fucking mind!
In light of that, have you thought about your resolutions for 2022? I know I have. Just think of the possibilities. The New Year can bring positive changes, explosive growth, and fresh starts, don’t you think? Moreover, it’s time to stop dreaming. Let’s start LIVING!
“What do you mean, Megan? I’m already living just fine,” you say as you mentally roll your eyes. But are you REALLY? For instance, remember all of those private, nasty little fantasies you’ve never told anyone?
Shhh, baby, it’s okay. You can tell your Megan all of your dirty little secrets.
I *promise* I won’t expose you, sexy. Are you my boyfriend, my neighbor, my sissy, my slave, a family friend, the priest, my cuckolded older hubby, my professor, my brother, or even my daddy? Furthermore, is it an utterly taboo phone sex desire that you’ve never shared with anyone? Indeed, let’s make those erotic sex stories “cum” alive! My phone sex hotline will help you explore all those taboo fantasies you’ve been having, lover. You know the ones I mean.
Oh yes, you’re thinking about it now, aren’t you? You know, those thoughts that make you rock hard at the most inappropriate times and in all the wrong places. Again, you might be saying aloud, “What places, where?”
However, we both know how deep those needs run, don’t we?
Admit it; you simply cannot stop thinking about those taboo urges. At your desk in the office. While snuggling with your wife or girlfriend in front of the TV. During the daily commute. Or … OMG (excuse the pun) … in church? Mmm, what a delicious perv you are!
Mmmhmm, that’s right. You’re throbbing for me now, haven’t you? In fact, those deviant fantasies make for some of the hottest phone sex hotline experiences ever! Go ahead, tell me something you’ve never revealed to anyone.
You know what it is. In fact, I dare you to confess. Call my phone sex hotline now!
After all, you can tell me. I’m your kinky life coach, your sweet confessor, and your naughty “partner in crime.” Indeed, I can tell you’re unbearably hard right now. Isn’t it time you confessed to your fantasy phone sex therapist? It’s true, you’re aching to confess EVERYTHING to me. I can feel it. By all means, call and explore those desires with me, your Wicked Megan.
Stop resisting all those secret, delicious urges, playmate. Once you’ve allowed me to help you release those pesky inhibitions, together we’ll play our hottest sex games ever! With an uninhibited, anything-goes, endlessly imaginative mind like mine and your deep hunger, paired with your insatiable desire to let it all go and fly with me, just think of all the amazingly hot places we can go together!
Let’s say goodbye to 2021 and HELLO to 2022 together! Call my phone sex hotline NOW for the ULTIMATE in extreme roleplaying and hot, always uncensored Adult Chat!
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