I love hearing dirty confessions, period — and true mother in law sex stories and fantasies get me especially wet.

The mother in law sex stories I hear from my callers hold a very special (and very perverted) place in my deranged slut heart. I’ve heard fantasies, I’ve heard about fucking real MILFs, but I have yet to hear a tawdry (and true) tale about making your filthy dreams about your wife’s mother cum true. Have you fucked your mother-in-law? I want to know!

I still remember the first time a client regaled me with the story of how he lost his virginity . . . to his best friend’s mom. And surprise surprise, his American Pie-esque formative sexual experiences still have him by the balls. Nowadays he’s graduated from the “best friend’s mom” teenage masturbation obsession, though. He lusts after someone else’s hot (and even more mature, sexually and otherwise) mom.

Can you guess whose? That’s right: he dreams of fucking his wife’s hot mom. I enjoy giving him the mature phone sex fix he craves, be-cumming his busty, flirty, curvy mother in law. She can’t help but dote on him. And she can’t help but notice his erection he tries to hide under the table during family dinners.

Our mother in law sex stories can be as nasty and taboo as you want. I have NO limits. I like to play a dominant mother in law. Specifically, I enjoy being the confident, older woman who finally takes the “austerity measures” with you that you were obviously deprived of during your own childhood.

Would you have rather spent Mother’s Day getting freaky with your hot mother in law than whatever wholesome bullshit you did instead? Call me for the dirty phone sex fantasy fuck you need. I want to play the insatiable MILF whore whose appetite your cock awakens. We’re not blood-related. And my husband is inept, oblivious, basically useless.

Maybe after our chat, you’ll wonder how your wife turned out so straightlaced . . . considering what a nympho slut her mother is!