Are you a little dick loser? I know you can figure it out. Just look and see if your laughable little inchworm needs the two finger fucking with your gross thumb to jack off your clittie.

Little dick loser boys are so much fun. I mean, have you ever heard the saying “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”? It’s my job to say mean things. I mean that very sincerely and literally. Do you want to be humiliated? Do you need to be made fun of? If your tiny cock needs a verbal thrashing or a laugh, I’m here. I don’t get to choose my Phone Sex calls or callers. Little pathetic prick boys need service too. They have a card, and they want to be laughed at like the little dick loser fucks they are. They like to hear how teeny tiny their pathetic pricks are and will pay by the minute …because let’s be serious, who the fuck wants to look at it or play with it for free?

These guys are used to paying for attention. All their lives they have known they are inferior and have to make it up with great high paying jobs, cars and extravagant gifts to shower women with. Gifts aren’t orgasms. Ladies want huge thick cocks stretching their holes and making them cum.

I assure you, this humiliatrix can go easy or hard on you and your puffed up little dick. Yuck.

I have a sweet caller who I don’t humiliate as badly, and he likes to talk about my friends and I going out dressed and him coming to hold our purses and jackets lol. He’s like a little mobile closet, and needs to have a softer kind of call. I know laughing at his little dick makes my day happier, and his too. Sometimes my callers just want to make me laugh. They love to hear me cracking up after they send me a “dick pic” . If that um thing is a dick, then my name is fucking Pollyanna. I tell Mr P that we are not to call it an erection or a hard on. It is just excited. His clit gets excited. Hard ons are for dicks.  Actual cocks that measure more than four inches when filled with blood. YUCK.

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