This may be news to everyone BUT lesbians love cock! 

I realize this information is probably going to sound totally weird at first glance but just keep reading. All lesbians love cock ultimately and can’t resist when a sexy guy with a thick dick gets added into the mix. Especially the ultra femme dykes- they are the ones who really won’t turn it down. Why do you think they always have such curated collections of realistic dildos?

Lesbians love cock without a single doubt and the only thing they love more than that is partying! A dear friend of mine (and one of my BEST phone sex clients) had gotten into a bit of trouble with his new homeowner’s association. You see, he purchased this amazing condo on an island off of The Keys recently. Upon moving in, to his surprise, my masculine playmate found himself in a regular modern day Isle of Lesbos. Before you get too excited – he wasn’t exactly met with the warmest welcome. 

These ladies were PISSED he had decided to drop anchor there.

As usual, the sexy and hot feminine gals came paired with ultra butchy wives. They had begun already to make legal preparations to find a way to kick him out. Fine combing his property for any and all code violations that would get the new abode demolished. He called me in a panic one evening. I was preparing for our usual hot phone sex session. As soon as I heard his voice though, I knew he needed my help. That’s when I reminded him, “Don’t forget, babe- Lesbians love cock. I know exactly what to do!” 

We began our plan, starting first with getting me there. Conveniently enough, I live only about 45 minutes (assuming no traffic) from his new home. I quickly got dressed in the sexiest yellow string bikini, pairing it with cut off jean shorts, a NY baseball cap, and flip-flops. My giant titties were barely covered, just how I like them! I dropped the top on my convertible and down the highway with only one little detour to pick up party favors. Like I’ve already said a bunch, lesbians love cock BUT sometimes they require a little extra lubrication of the less-than-legal pharmaceutical variety. 

He was so happy to see me pull up in the driveway.

I gave him a big hug, being sure to reach down between his legs to say hello to my other dear friend before asking him to please go get the yacht ready. The instructions were to prepare some drinks then add the XTC pills to the punch. And for the butches? Drop the animal tranquilizers into the beer bottles so that they could fully dissolve. 

I rushed out to knock door to door and meet his neighbors. Lesbians love cock but they really love a sexy bi-sexual blonde like myself just as much! I explained that my old pal really was such a great guy and he felt they got off on the wrong foot. 

Once I got all the ladies on the boat and drinking, that’s when the fun really began.

The femmes were all horned up from the molly and the butches were completely helpless and incapacitated. My caller quickly obtained the signatures from the helpless dykes passed out in their chairs that would drop all lawsuits against his property but what happened next with the hot femmes is the part you’ll want to call me to hear more about.. 😉 

 

 

 

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