KINKY KINGDOM OF ULTIMATE PLEAZUREZ WELCUMS YOU IN!
Kinky Kingdom of Ultimate Pleazurez Welcums You In!!! Here is where men in the know cum to get their Kinkiest Needs met by the hottest bitches on the planet! You know they started right about where you are now…Calling endlessly in the quiet of their rooms/offices/dorms/…basement closet floor? LOL. But, seriously, it DOES take a long time for some to find that niche that fits PURRfectly with their kink. We understand. Here at the Kingdom, you will find what others STILL SEARCH for. Inner peace, wild fantasy fulfillment, friendship, happiness and BEST YET? Get your fucking rocks off! I am hereby inviting YOU to take a ride with the baddest bitch on Kingdom grounds…Hi, I’m Joey! Giggle.
I don’t dedicate myself to your fantasies…Yeah…you heard me. I know, I know…I’m supposed to dedicate myself to your fantasies…but…What happens when you meet a bitch who not only fantasizes about the same things YOU do…But, also makes them all cum to life, in living color for you so well, you’ll feel the sin to your core? (Giggle) You find you’ve died and gone to heaven…or kinky hell…well, damn! Aren’t they the same place? (Haha) I am that bitch! There is no fantasy I’ve ever heard, or performed, that I didn’t LOVE!
Want a sweet, tender girlfriend, or wife who meets you at the door with your favorite drink? Your sexy secretary whose perfume always finds it’s way to your nose, no matter where she is? How about your kid’s teacher, or the local librarian?? Maybe even your wife’s sister/mother/bestie? No matter what you’re thinking, Baby…BELIEVE me, I’ve been there, done that, got the t-shirt and sold the store! Nothing is taboo, risque, or off-limits with me.
Why? Because, I am that thing you fear in the dark and under the bed…That smooth hand sliding up your back, caressing you as you sleep. You dream of me and bring me to life. What do you dream? Oh, Honey…that can be ALL OVER THE PLACE! And that’s just why I love it. Don’t believe me? Tell me that dirty, dark, secret that makes your stomach hurt just contemplating it really happening. Turn it ALL over to Joey. Listen as I spin the tale to match that dark desire. I have made pussies virtually leak, dicks are never harder, than when I whisper to you in sultry tones…Playing that fantasy with my words to create a movie inside your head.
I know it’s hard to conceive, if you’ve never eXXXperienced it for yourself. So, why do you keep waiting? You see my “good-girl” looking face there on our marquis… And though I’m rarely AVAILABLE…you keep skipping over me. Hmmmm. Interesting. I think maybe it’s because you’re afraid of becuming adDICKted to me. I get it. (LOL)
So, when YOU decide to give in to your fears and pick up the phone…YOU will hear, what others ALREADY KNOW! To get your world shaken AND stirred…call me. You’ll never look back!
Kisses!
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