Nothing says fun like a bridal shower, right. Yes, that along with humiliation phone sex I had thrown one for one of my best friends and just knew the night was going to be a blast. We all were throwing back shot after shot in the hotel room living it up. After we got back from the club we tore away our dresses and played in our bras and panties. That is when there was a knock on the door. It was the stripper I had ordered and we were so stoked! He came in and started grinding and dancing and removing his clothes all over the floor. Now, we though his banana hammock was a little small, but we were having fun.
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However, when he tore it off all we could do was drop our jaws and laugh. How embarrassing. His tiny little cock was so small that we could barely see it. We all leaned forward and squinched our eyes trying to make out his tiny little knobber. He stood there in shock blushing as we pointed out how pathetic his teenie little pecker was. No wonder he had to be a stripper. His cock size was so pathetic he could never feel relevant at any real job. I bet he thought he was Gods gift to women with his hot body, but that barely there pecker was a no go.
Immediately I called the stripper’s company and put them on speaker phone, all of us laughing. I asked if I got a 75% discount for such a loser of a stripper. This is not what real women want, a tiny little twitchy dick. Funny enough they said he was a stand in for the real stripper we were supposed to have. They gave us a full refund for how pathetic this little loser was. Size Queen’s like us did not want a short-short man to entertain us, but it was definitely good for a laugh that night.
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