Homemade Pocket Pussy 5 Ways & Under $5 For Guided Masturbation
A homemade pocket pussy really is the perfect solution for your home masturbation needs! However, if you have ever looked into getting the real deal it can get fairly pricey. A quick search on the internet and you can find yourself elbow deep in a bunch of “homemade pocket pussy” articles. That may be how you have found yourself here. What makes this blog post much more stimulating than all the others is the fact that I am guided masturbation professional. I guarantee these three methods were not only tested by this phone sex operator but various men as well.
All of which come highly recommended for your own pleasuring needs. All of these DIY dick stroking creations are easy to use and cost under 5$ to produce yourself. Not to mention you may already have the items at your disposal. I am not sure about yourself, but I would much rather spend my money on a hot roleplay than a cock milking device. After all, if you don’t know how fucking hot it is stroked it for me then you need to find out! Simply read this article, find the male masturbation device that is going to fit you best, and call me up. It is at that point that we can decide if using your hand, wedging it between couch cushions or any other crazy way I may think of, might be the best way to use your new toy!
2 Sponges, One Cup
This method of homemade pocket pussy is one of the easiest and readily available to put together. The “pussy tightness” as well as the depth is easily adjusted to your own personal satisfaction needs as well. The items are relatively easy to find in your home as well.
The items you will need to gather is,
- 1 sturdy glass Mason jar ( I used an old pickle jar)
- 1 latex glove
- 2 thick dish sponges
- 1-2 Ponytail holder(s) (or duct tape)
The steps to follow for this one are super easy. All you need to do is take both the sponges and insert them into the cup together. For added pleasure, you can run the sponges under water to dampen them slightly and throw them into the microwave for 10-20 seconds. Be careful when removing them as they will be super hot. However, by the time your device is ready your fake cunt will be warm enough for your dick to happily slip into. However, please do not dip your stick into it if the temperature does feel too hot for your liking. After all, explaining second-degree burns on your fuck stick might be a little too much for any one man to handle.
Stroke It For Your Favorite Phone Sex Operator
Now, take both the sponges and place them into the cunt cup. Be sure that the soft sides are both facing inwards. If you do not find sponges as thick as the ones I am using you can double up as well. After that, go ahead and slide the glove in between both of the sponges. Be sure that the open end of the glove is coming out of the glass about 3 inches. Gently stretch the open end of the glove around the outside of the rim of the glass. Simply add the ponytail holders around the rim of the glass securing it in place. If you would rather use duct tape (this must mean you are a real man) then that will also work. Add your lubricant to your homemade pocket pussy and then call up your favorite phone sex operator for all of your pleasuring needs!
Break In The Prison Style FiFi
This prison-style homemade pocket pussy is one that I actually used to catch my brother using all the time after he got out of juvie. After catching him using play toy he mentioned to me it was called a “Fifi”. I never forgot that since my Grandmother’s cat was also Fifi. Anyway, enough from me rambling. This super easy to make hand made pocket pussy will only require you to need 2-3 items and very little skill at all.
- Hand towel (Fresh out of the dryer is the best)
- Latex glove
- BONUS – ponytail holder
After watching this quick youtube video by a man named Maijer Lawrence who was filming his very informative video from prison I was able to get a quick refresh on how to make this. Really it is so simple, that even at your peak of horn-ball status you should be able to work it out. First, take your towel out of the dryer carefully. Then fold it so that it is about a foot wide lengthwise. Place the fold to the right-hand side. Then, take the glove for your hand made pocket pussy and place it
along the lower right-hand corner of the towel. Be sure the opening is to the right and hanging over the towel about 3 inches. At this point, you want to take into consideration your own penis girth. Let’s face it, no one is going to see this but you so no lying. You are going to want to take this into consideration for this next step.
“Might seem strange, and it might seem funny. But this is what you do when you ain’t got no honey.” – Youtube’s Maijer Lawrence
Either eye up the allowance or take something similar in girth (tube of toothpaste works great) and set it on top of the blue glove to the bottom right-hand corner a couple of inches to the right of the towel. Now roll the towel up around till it is all rolled up with dick space in mind. At this point carefully stretch the glove around the side of the towel rolling it around the edge. If you would like you can use one or more ponytail holders to secure the glove and create a ribbed feeling down the “shaft” of the toy. Remember you are trying to simulate vaginal muscles with this.
So as tempting as it is you don’t want to have it prevent you from putting your dick inside it. At this point, you can remove your dick place holder if you are using one and replace it with lube. Choose any phone sex operator that can help you with the guided masturbation that is going to be coming next.
Homemade Pocket Pussy Balloon
ADVANCED!!
This homemade pocket pussy can be a little bit more advanced. Though it only requires one item for more sophisticated masturbators, it can be a little tricky to handle. Using this style will also require a high-quality lubricant since you will be smashing your ding dong into a blown-up latex glove that you have fashioned into a butt! However, by all means, skimp on the lube and live life on the edge. Just remember to warn your phone sex operator to be ready for that POP!
Here is what you are going to want to make sure you have on hand…
- 1 latex glove
- 1 tube for blowing up your glove ( I used the stem from my Magic Flight, Launch Box )
Now here is where it gets a little complicated. With the glove turned inside out, tie the pinky finger closed at the hand and do the same to the thumb as 
well. Then turn the glove back the right way leaving nothing at the pinky and thumb. You should only have three fingers laying out at this point. Next, take the middle finger and invert it up inside of itself through the wrist hole. This is where having a latex glove that is on the large side comes in handy. Tie the wrist and middle finger together at the end carefully. As you are looking at your glove you should only have to fingers left. Take a pair of scissors or rip off the very tip of one of the fingers. This hole does not have to be very big at all.
Only this time, Once you Pop, The fun DOES stop!
Now if you are using a tube then, insert it into the hole then you just cut and air up your homemade pocket pussy balloon. At this point, it just looks like a glove with one finger out and the other in your hand so the air does not escape. Remove the tube or keep pinched closed and stretch other fingers around the outside of the blown-up latex glove. This should divide your balloon almost in half giving your homemade pocket pussy the impression of butt cheeks.
Once the fingers are tied in place you should be able to carefully maneuver the air so that your fake anus is a little more accommodating to your cheek preferences. Then with the knot side down, you will be able to see your new homemade pock pussy balloon. Lube and dial your favorite phone sex girl for some guided masturbation fun!
Guided Masturbation With This Is The Shit!
If there is one thing you have lying around your house it is toilet paper. After all, we all love a nice clean ass hole, and we can’t call be lucky enough to have sissy toilet paper. This one is super on the simple side as they all are. By now I am sure you are thinking of all kind of creative things you can stick your dick into. Aren’t you lucky I did all the thinking for you? So get these items and get to the building.
- 1 Roll Toilet Paper Roll
- 1 Latex Glove
So for this homemade sex toy simply take the center cardboard piece out of your toilet paper roll. Sometimes they can be a little tricky to pull. However, with enough persistence, it should wiggle free. You actually can also purchase the cardboard freerolls as well. Then, carefully pull your latex glove through the center of your toilet paper roll. This is probably the hardest part of the construction. Finally, take the glove and stretch it around the outside lip of your sex toy.
Homemade pock pussy will wipe away the competition!
Then, after you lube up it is super easy to have your way with your disposable cum catcher. The tension of the homemade pocket pussy is really up to the stroker. Although, if you are looking to have the most fun with it, you should call up one of The Kingdom phone sex operators and ask for a guided masturbation session. There she will instruct you to use the toy in whatever fashion she would like. Have fun exploring just how bad you can be with paper and your dick!
Get Cummy All Over The Fluffy Stuffy
This is the perfect guided masturbation DIY pocket pussy for all you special perverts out there. No matter the kind of ageplay you like to explore this lends a certain kind of kink in itself. This one can also be done a variety of ways. I knew a lot of perverts who discovered this when they were younger! Back then if you are one of those major masturbators, your homemade pocket pussy was probably just a torn hole in your stuffy. This time we are going to take your homemade pocket pussy to the next step up though.
What you need is…
- 1 Stuffy (4+ legs)
- Lots of ponytail holders (or rubber bands)
- (Optional) Latex Glove
So this one is a little fun for me. Taking my unicorn fluffy and playing with Daddy is the perfect way for me to drive him wild! It adds all kinds of fun to our ageplay fun too! All I do is lay my stuffy on her back and fold up her back legs towards her head wrapping them with the ponytail holder. Then, I go ahead and fold her bottom legs down towards her tail. This will create a guide for your cock to drive right into. Now to really make your homemade pocket pussy great ad the ponytail holders down the length of your stuffy’s body.
It is really that simple. At this point, you can add a rubber glove if you would like. This does feel good to some, while others enjoy the soft fur of their plush friend. It also does prevent too big of a cleanup or mess. After all, your phone sex operator is sure to make you blow a very big load. If you are not ready to pick up a sizeable mess you may want to glove up your fluffy fap toy.
Call Your Phone sex Operator With Your New Homemade Pocket Pussy Now!
Alright, so your favorite phone sex operator has gotten you all set with your new sex toy. Not only that, but this homemade pocket pussy is going to save you money that you can shower her with. Besides you know every second of guided masturbation that you share with me is going to be pure pleasure. Now pick up the phone and give us a call!
