Have you ever wanted to make a homemade pocket pussy? Well, let me give you some instructions on how to make one! It’s super easy and will end in lots of fun. No,w what are some uses for a pocket pussy? While pocket pussies can be used simply for pleasure, there are other aspects that make them useful.

For example, men who want to build up sexual stamina can use a pocket pussy to raise their ejaculatory threshold before orgasm, and those suffering from premature ejaculation can use artificial vaginas to help them last longer. Single men may also find a pocket pussy good company if they are without a partner, and couples can use pocket pussies together for variety. They are also great substitutes in a relationship where penetrative sex is not possible.

When using a pocket pussy, lube is essential. No artificial vagina will produce natural lubrication. It is possible to cause damage to the penis without sufficient lubrication, so choose a good lubricant when playing with an artificial vagina to avoid any trips to the emergency room. A torn foreskin will bleed and will panic the victim to extreme lengths.

Now here are instructions on making a cucumber homemade pocket pussy.

You’ll need: Room temperature cucumber, sharp knife, duct tape, rubber bands.
Optional: Condom
1. Cut one end from the cucumber.
2. Cut the cucumber in half lengthways.
3. Open the cucumber up and remove seeds from both sides. Once the seeds have been removed, take out small amounts of cucumber flesh until both sides fit snugly around the penis.
4. Once the preferred tightness is found, secure with rubber bands to keep the desired tension.
5. Wrap the cucumber with insulation tape or Duct tape. At this point, the user is able to accommodate any tightness preferences.
6. If preferred, a condom can be placed inside the cucumber. To do this insert the condom before duct-taping the halves back together.
7. Stretch the condom rim over the cucumber edges and fold back.
8. Even though the cucumber will feel wet, lube is important as it will not remain wet for long.

And there you have it! Your very own homemade pocket pussy made from a cucumber. Super easy and will result in a lot of fun. Then give me a call and I will give you some amazing how to use it for our hot phone sex!


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