Golden Shower Toilet Mix Up

I went to Disneyworld over the weekend with some friends, it’s a great place and we always have a fabulous time, getting drunk in Downtown Disney, taking silly photos and just generally having fun. This time was no exception, until an unfortunate golden shower incident happened in the bathroom.

I was nicely tipsy and looking seriously hot, I had on a short silver mini dress that was low cut enough to show off my cleavage and silver stiletto spiked heeled shoes, my shiny blonde hair was down to my waist almost and looked incredible. I needed to pee so I left my friends and made my way to the bathrooms. It was really busy and the queue for the girls was enormous. I looked to the men’s and saw that it was practically deserted, so, not giving a fuck and nearly busting I made a bee line for it.

I could see the urinal in sight and I was almost there, already pulling my dress up to release my cock from my tight white panties, when a burly man in uniform stepped in front of me, blocking my path. “This bathroom is for MEN only.” He said gruffly, shuffling closer to me as if trying to herd me out of the door. “I am fully aware of that thank you!” I said shrilly, my bladder felt like it was going to burst and I was in no mood for having to explain myself to this fool. “Then please go to the Women’s bathroom Miss!” He said, louder this time. By this point he was shoving me backwards by my shoulders, bum rushing me towards the exit. “Take your fucking hands off me!” I shouted, angry now, and shoved him back, hard. He stumbled back slightly and when he regained his footing he looked at me menacingly. “Stupid bitch.” He said, and pushed me again, making me nearly fall in my ridiculously high heels onto the dirty men’s bathroom floor, I just managed to steady myself against the wall.

That was it for me, the thought of getting covered in God knows what from the filthy floor in my designer dress was enough, and I snapped. I socked him on the jaw with a thundering right hook that nearly took him clean off his feet. I immediately approached as he fell and followed up with a volley of punches to his face and head. Little did he know I train in martial arts and boxing, and I am still way stronger than a normal girl. By the time I finished hitting him he was punch drunk and blood was coming out of his nose and a cut above his eye.

I stepped back and laughed. “Put your hands on a LADY will you?” I spat, pulled up the front of my dress, unclasped my cock from it’s tape securing and held it out towards him in my hand. “See? You fucking asshole, where assumptions get you?” I said, waggling it back and forth at him. I leaned over him and propped myself against the wall so I was towering over him, I aimed my cock at him and let my golden shower stream out, all over him.

It was a huge bladder full and I pissed all over his face, into his mouth and basically drenched him. He opened and shut his mouth like a fish gasping for air, and I rewarded him with a nice hot wet mouth full. I finished and shook the last remaining drips from the end of my dick onto him, put it back into my panties and secured it. I checked my makeup and hair in the mirror and blew myself a kiss, then returned to my friends, leaving the rude bathroom attendant to think about his behavior. He got a golden shower from a simple toilet mix up, maybe he’ll have better manners in future…

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