Actually – the blowjob I gave last night? WAS illegal! 

It all started with me being late for work at the bar. I’m ALWAYS late for work! It’s a good thing I’m a cute blonde with big blue eyes and a sexy giggle! (It never hurts to be fucking your boss on the side as well!) I partied too hard after last call the night before, and of course, overslept. I woke up, realized what time it was, and leaped out of bed, throwing on my tightest, most faded pair of jeans and my tightest little t-shirt – with no bra of course, to accentuate those tiny little tits with their puffy nipples! I ran my fingers through my long blonde tresses, and put on a little makeup, painting on my sexy, kittenish pink pout.

I hopped into my jet black Charger (even my CAR is hot and black!) and spun gravel pulling out of the driveway. I was cruising through my quiet little rural neighborhood – POSSIBLY faster than I should have been, when suddenly, I hear sirens behind me! I look in my rear view, and what do I see but a Tennessee state trooper, motioning for me to pull over!

FUCK.

I’ve been caught speeding SO many times now that I only have 2 points left on my license! Suddenly, I was super glad that I’d taken the time to get sexy before I left home! I pulled over on the side of the road, whipped out my driver’s license, and waited for that tap at my driver’s side window. When it came I rolled the window down, and looked up with those biiiig, innocent blue eyes, and pulled my lips into a sexy pout. “What seems to be the trouble officer?” I ask. He wasn’t buying it – this was gonna be harder than I thought. “Well, I just ran your plates, and since you’ve been pulled over 3 times in the last TWO MONTHS for speeding, I think you already KNOW what the trouble is.” (fuck fuck fuck!)  He was tall, and when I looked over to hand my license to him out the window, what did I see but a BIG hard bulge in those uniform pants! …that’s when I knew I had won.

When he reached out to take my license, I held onto it firmly. He looked at me, confused and surprised, and I boldly said in my sweetest voice, “Well, judging from the view out my window right now, I’d say the problem is that hard dick in your pants! If you forget about that pesky ‘lil speeding ticket you’re about to give me, I’m sure we could make that problem all better together!” He let go of my license and I tucked it back into my purse, licking my lips hungrily, anticipation the hot, sloppy blowjob I was about to give!

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