Funny Sex Stories: I was lying in our bed wearing nothing but the strap on

Funny Sex Stories: I love getting to tell funny sex stories! I have written quite a few hot ones but the funny ones don’t seem to get enough attention. One that comes to mind is with one of my past boyfriends. He and I were always trying out different sex toys. One night he came home and found a little note from me by the front door saying I had a surprise for him in the bedroom. We had talked about strap-on play in the past but hadn’t tried it yet. I decided to pick one up and see what his reaction would be. I wanted to see if he would develop a Femdom Fetish!

I was lying in our bed wearing nothing but the strap on. When he walked in the look on his face was priceless. First, he looked surprised, then he started laughing. He said, “I really hope that’s for you.” When I said it was for him he looked a little scared. He tried to walk over to me but tripped over something on the floor and fell face first onto the bed right between my legs. I took the strap-on cock and positioned it downward. When he looked up he was face to face with my rubber cock. I told him he had to suck my dick before I’d give him any attention. I bet you thought all funny sex stories were just funny, but this one will have you stroking your cock while you read it!

Funny Sex Stories: It was obvious that sucking my cock had turned him on.

He tried to back up but I leaned down and grabbed his head, holding him in place. Finally admitting defeat he sucked his first fake cock. I have to say, he did a pretty good job of it too! Once I felt that he had done a good enough job I stood up and started jumping on the bed. I told him to take off his clothes and get ready. He started stripping as he watched me bouncing up and down on the bed. Not only were my tits bouncing up and down but my fake cock was as well. I laughed a little telling him that I always wondered what it would be like to have a dick.

He was finally fully naked. It was time to get serious again. I told him we were going to stroke our cocks together. He grabbed his hard dick and started to pump it up and down. It was obvious that sucking my cock had turned him on. When my funny sex stories turn serious they get really fun! He had precum leaking from the tip of his dick. I leaned down and licked it off of him and gave him a nice sucking before we moved to a little more play time with my strap-on.

Do you think he took it in the ass like a good little bitch? Or do you think he backed out of trying it? Give me a call and I’ll tell you all about it! We can have some hot phone sex while we finish up this story!

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