Fruity dildos rock!

One of a girl’s greatest pleasures in life is playing with her pussy. I’m an expert on the subject – and have been since an early age. I’ve pushed just about everything you can imagine inside myself. The list is endless but includes £100 designer dildos, wine bottles, hairbrush handles, and my old favourite, the cone-shaped L’Eau D’Issey perfume bottle. But I have to say, fruity dildos rock! Cucumbers and unripened bananas…

I’m also a dab hand when it comes to fingering. Either I’ll rub my clit with my moistened fingertips, or hook two fingers inside and aim for my G-Spot. The combination of a vibrator inside and my fingers on top will usually send me shuddering to an orgasm in under five minutes. When I was in my teens and early twenties, I would do it seven or eight times a day.

The one drawback of being a masturbation addict is that you need privacy for a sneaky pussy rubbing session! However, it can also be a group activity when a bunch of girls gets together (but that’s another story). Getting caught playing with your pussy when you don’t expect it can be seriously embarrassing.

It happened to me a couple of years ago when I was in the US for a work conference.

When the company I worked for in London was taken over by a US rival, they started flying us out to NY and Denver for business meetings. We also had to attend training and conferences in the States. I love America and American men, so I was happy to fly over as often as possible. One autumn we flew over for a conference. Unusually, I had to share a hotel room with a female colleague.

Very tired, I decided to get an early night. My colleague went to a restaurant with the others and said she planned to go bar hopping afterward. I was happy to be alone and luxuriated in a long hot bath. Stretching back in the soapy water, I gently massaged my clit, but didn’t take it all the way to orgasm. I had other plans for that – didn’t I tell you fruity dildos rock?

Drying myself off, I went to the bed and put some earphones in my phone.

In my bag, I had an unripened banana that I’d saved from lunch. I lay back on the bed and got comfortable with my earphones in. As I watched my favourite porn clips on my smartphone, I rubbed the banana against my pussy lips, gradually moistening it with my juices. As soon as it was wet enough, I eased it inside me, a centimeter at a time. My pussy gradually adjusted to take the width of the fruit and I began to push a little faster.

I loved the feeling of being fully penetrated and found a comfortable rhythm. My fruity dildos rock and never let me down!  I’d already dimmed the main light in the hotel room and just had the bedside lamp on. I stared at my phone screen, watching a woman sucking and licking a cock. I could hear her slurping and moaning as she sucked and turned the volume up on the phone. Getting more excited, I fucked myself harder. I imagined that it was me on my knees with the cock in my mouth.

Suddenly the main light came on in the hotel room.

My colleague had returned early and stood in the entranceway staring at me in shock. A second earlier I had been writhing on the bed and thrusting a banana into my cunt. Now I was lying there almost panic stricken with my legs spread wide and my shaved pussy lips stretched around my toy. My roommate had the perfect view.

This situation was going to take some careful management if I wasn’t going to be a laughing stock in the company tomorrow morning. She needed to understand – fruity dildos rock!

Taking out my earphones, I firmly beckoned her towards me…

Cum and join me for some kinky phone sex.

EMILY

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