Figging supplies: ginger root, a carving knife, and your asshole.

Figging: once used to punish “wayward women” during Victorian times, now practiced by sensation play enthusiasts and/or anal stimulation-loving perverts around the world. Consensually practiced . . .  which is pretty much the only difference. That’s right folks, this kinky sex toy is so easy to make and so low-budget even those uptight puritanical assholes could do it!

WHAT YOU’LL NEED:

☐ fresh ginger root (found in the produce section of your grocery store)

☐ a knife for peeling and carving (you could also use a peeler or even a spoon)

*suggested: lube, because you can never have enough lube when it comes to anal play!

WHAT YOU’LL DO:

☐ Peel ginger root.

Carve ginger root into the desired shape.

*I recommend making sure there is a flanged end for easy grip and better control

I like to use a carving knife, personally. I feel like it gives me the best control, sculpting-wise. And since this is going in my ass . . . well, I want to make sure my figging toy is shaped just right.

Transforming that piece of ginger root into your first figging experience is a great first DIY sex toy project. Don’t be daunted if you’re not usually a “crafty” type. You don’t have to be fucking Michelangelo to carve a butt plug!

Are you a pervert on a budget? You don’t need an unlimited jerk-off fund to try figging. Your new prostate milking tool might cost a whole dollar. Two dollars, tops.

Oh, and the final step after you’ve carved your new toy: call me for some nasty, kinky figging phone sex, of course.

Ready to (literally) spice up your bland masturbation routine? Good. I’m ready for your call now . . . oh, and don’t forget to cum prepared with your new toy!!

xoxo,

Phone Sex Kingdom Nicole Burke