Femdom fetish JOI sensation play recipe #4229: a tube of icy hot, some toothpaste, and a bottle of Listerine.

Your desire for femdom fetish phone sex will likely lead you to domination-style JOI eventually. If you enjoy moderate to intense sensation play while jerking off, these guided masturbation instructions are for you!

WHAT YOU’LL NEED: a tube of icy hot or Bengay, toothpaste, and Listerine or other minty mouthwash, access to a sink (and most importantly, aforementioned desire for MODERATE to INTENSE sensation play)

STEP ONE: Squirt a little of the icy hot onto your hands and rub them together. Wait for a couple minutes before stroking your cock. And then . . . wait just another minute for that overwhelming tingling menthol-ness to kick in. Feels pretty refreshing, huh? Rinse your hands (and your cock) before proceeding.

STEP TWO: Time to squeeze a generous dollop (or three) of toothpaste out into those eager hands of yours. Rub them together, then rub your (already pretty hard, I bet) cock. Mmmm, so refreshing! And so intense, isn’t it? Stroke your cock as long as you can endure it, then rinse off before the final dose of masturbation minty fresh-ness.

STEP THREE: Pour some Listerine in a bowl, then dip your hands in nice and deep. Then guess what you’re going to do with your hands? Start stroking that throbbing dick again!

STEP FOUR: Cum for me . . . exactly when (and ONLY when) I command you to cum for me. You’re welcum, by the way. Wasn’t that much more fun than brushing your teeth? More exciting than flossing, too!

STEP FIVE: Rinse and repeat.

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