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Are you willing to embark on an adventure to have the most explosive jerk off instructions? I’ll take you on the ride of a lifetime.  I’ll never forget when I started dating Brian.  He was a great-smelling, bespoke-suit-wearing, man-about-town and he fucking well KNEW it!

His limo arrived 5-minutes early and my loins moistened concurrently.  I reached for my bag and wrap just as I heard his knuckles against my door.  Taking a deep breath, I smoothed the hem of my skirt and checked the girls in the mirror.  Smiling at myself, I turned and strode toward the door slowly. I smiled before opening it and made it broader still when I saw him standing there with a bouquet of flowers for me.  Classy.  I liked it.

On the way to the limo, an idea formed and I intended to show him how I roll!

He took my hand as I lowered my head to slip inside the limo.  It was dimly lit with full-lead crystal glimmering from the bar area.  Oh, yeah.  He was gonna get as close to fucking me as they cum. Giggle.  I wasn’t gonna fuck him tonight, but a little in the way of some explosive jerk off instructions while we rode couldn’t hurt. Could it?  Nah. I don’t think so.

Brian had no idea of what awaited him as he slid in across from me on the other bench seat of the car. For now, that was a good thing.  I just loved springing surprises on him.  Ordinarily, I am slow to burn and at that time, one night stands weren’t really on the menu.  But, there’s a first time for everything, as they say.

I twitched in anticipation of how he would react.

“Hey, B?” I started.  He looked up at me and smiled that award-winning smile.  He never spoke a word.  That smile answered, ‘Yes, Love?’  I couldn’t help but smile back.  Poor innocent.  He had zero ideas that he was about to be driven to the edge and back. lol.  Some things are so much better as a surprise.

Meanwhile, as he smiled, I parted my thighs much like in Fatal Attraction. And his smile fell right off his face. Haha! Where he smile went down, his dick went UP! And it was me who was beaming a smile.  I let my legs sway side-to-side slowly before I swung one thigh over the other.

He thinks he’s about to get it. LOL.

“Get naked and get your cock ready for me, Babe.” He did.

“Glide your hand EXXXACTLY as I say and you’ll get a BIG SURPRISE at the end. Do you understand?”  He nodded.

“Your left hand.  Use it to cup and massage your balls…” He was very good at following orders.

“Slide your fingers along the back of your shaft. DO NOT touch your head.” I was forceful now. His eyes fluttered.

Pre-cum began to flow freely over his fingers as they held his dick in a death-grip! I told him to use it for lube on his rod.  I told him where, when and how to stroke, watching with glee as each pass of his hand drove him closer to madness.

He gripped his balls as if they could detach from him and moaned loudly.   The driver cast his eyes into the rearview mirror, but the ride remained steady as a ship in calm waters.

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Now, for the good parts.  He was there, naked and GORGEOUS and I was in cuntrol.  His knuckles were whitening as they gripped his manhood, but his eyes were locked on me.  So, now it was my turn to amp things up a bit. I slid off the long bench on my side of the limo; turning myself into the Ass Seen On T.V. table commercial I did a while ago. My Louboutins slid on their red bottoms across the carpet and I landed softly on my stockinged knees. In the meantime, Brian reclined on his left elbow, but never stopped that steady stroke.

Then, I moved with agility and lowered myself to my hands and knees, pussy and ass facing Brian,  He moaned again.  And this time it sounded almost painful.  His smile said a whole other thing, though.  It was clear, unedited LUST. He wanted my sweet pineapple-tasting cum on his tongue and his cock. Would he get it?

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Looking over my shoulder at him, I instructed him to think of me sliding my tongue along his head, savoring that little hole of pre-cum goodness.  He closed his eyes and I could see when it formed in his head. And for this reason, I slipped my tongue down the rabbit hole.  Ooh!  Who knew such sounds could emanate from a grown man?

But, I don’t think he had a clue as to how much I enjoyed the torment of it all for him.

“Now, Brian. I need you to slide the pad of your middle finger slowly down that pre-cum. Move it up and down, slowly…gently…That’s a good boy!”

Poor guy never came so hard before!

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