Dirty Sanchez. Let’s Discuss.

Dirty Sanchez is something I thought was just an urban legend, and I still do. I was out drinking with a few of my sexually charged girlfriends looking for trouble in Chelsea. We were drinking Mimosas checking out guys and talking about our favorite subject: sex. We were all trying to outdo each other with our craziest knowledge. So we started to compile a list of the sexual acts we have not attempted yet on a stack of napkins. “Denver Omelette!” Nicole shouted out! ” You don’t shower for days, make sure your pussy is smelly, the dude eats you out, vomits and then comes back for more!” “No, it’s not,” argued Eliza. ” It’s when a girl sucks a guys balls while he deep throats another girl!” Some arguments are not meant to be won.

We kept going with the list, getting ourselves confused and drunk “Glass Bottom Boat”! I submitted for my girlfriends’ pleasure. They all looked confused at me. “It’s when a guy asks you to get on a glass table while he goes under it. Then he begs you to shit.  “Wow-Sara, that is fucked up.” Well, that was just the beginning of our fucked up night. Pretty soon we had guys coming over, wanting to pitch in their perverted pleasures.

 One drunk guy in a suit stated, “I will pay any of you hot bitches $500 if I can give you a Dirty Sanchez!”

Now, my friends and I are not rich girls. We all work and go to school. $500 is a huge sum of money for any of us. We laughed, as we let him buy us shots. “Seriously, $500 cash- whether I can do it or not. Who is in?” Nicole was the first to say, “Let’s do it!”

The dude went to the cash machine and got the money. A Dirty Sanchez is when the guy fucks you in the ass, gets shit on it, then wipes the shit on the girl’s upper lip with his dirty cock.  “Are you sure you want to do this, Nicole?” we asked. Nicole smiled. Clearly, the guy was very wasted. She was pretty sure his dick wouldn’t even get hard. they went into the bathroom. Nicole pulled down her panties and spread her legs. “Come on, Big Boy, Fuck my ass hard.” Sure enough, the guy was too drunk. Instead of fucking her, he vomited on her hot round perfect ass!

So maybe he got his money’s worth after all!

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