Dildo for Christmas.

Dildo toys where do they come from? Well, you dirty boys I am about to tell you about the dirty side of Santa’s workshop. So pull down your pants and grab some tissue, cause this one is a real jerker *giggle.

Way up in the North Pole Santa’s elves were busy at work, but not on what you think. You see Santa’s workshop has a very dirty side. Where they build all kinds of presents for all the dirty sluts out there. Elves there build dildo’s each and every year. There were big ones and small ones. Some just for your rear.

Santa even has a testing area to test out the quality of each and everyone. How do they test them you-you ask? Well, big titty blonde elves with juicy fat asses of course. You can the moans throughout the shop as Santa himself is delivering the testing.

Santa needs something to do ninety-nine percent of the year. Mrs. Claus even joins in to test out a double sided dildo. She moans and whimpers as it goes in. Both of their juices flowing all over the toy.

Smells of candy canes fill the shop air.

“Chase” Santa tells “I need you in there.” He tells me to hold a vibrator right on Sally the big titty blonde elf’s pussy and bring her good cheer. His cock grows and starts to protrude from his pants. Out he pulls it for another round of modeling and mold making. Santa you see is the model for every dildo big and small. His penis is magic and can grow short or tall.

So every dildo has a tale to tell. And now you know just where they come from each and every one.

Wanna be my Dirty Santa and make me test out dildoes?

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