CLOWN PHONE SEX femdom

Ever heard of a little pathology called “coulrophobia”? If a clown has ever creeped you out, scared you, caused you full-body visceral terror or otherwise panicked the hell out of you — consider yourself diagnosed!

 

There is something eerie about clowns. Maybe it’s that too-happy grin painted on their pale faces. Maybe it’s their manic joy, the unnervingly innocuous fun they purport to bring, the surreal carnival world they come from itself . . .

A dominatrix in full Mistress attire also cuts a notoriously formidable figure. How could I possibly set the stage for striking fear into any sub’s heart without the right costume? Just imagine how terrifyingly cute I’d look as your clown phone sex Mistress . .  how could I possibly do anything bad or wrong when I look like this??

Like sex, femdom can take many forms — and I can’t wait to show you all the wonderful ways femdom phone sex and clown phone sex pair well together. Tickle torture, pegging, humiliation . . . so many possibilities! I can’t wait to show you all the toys I brought in my clown bag to play with . . . all the toys I can use to play with you with, I mean.

A dominatrix in full Mistress attire can certainly cut a formidable figure. How could I possibly set the stage for striking fear into any sub’s heart without the right costume? Just imagine how terrifyingly cute I’d look as your clown phone sex Mistress . .

How could I possibly do anything bad or wrong when I look like this??

I’d hope that during our clown phone sex call I discover that you are ALSO afraid of balloons, of course. When I finally force you to confess, I know exactly what I’m going to do! I’m going to blow up all these colorful balloon animals right in front of you and then rub them all over your head . . . isn’t that static cling SO funny?? I’m going to laugh until I cry and then rub them harder and harder . . . until YOU cry . . . and until they all go *pop* right on your head and face!

Ha ha, this is such a fun game, isn’t it?? Aww, what’s the matter . .  don’t you like to have FUN?!?

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