Big dick, Little dick jokes

My big dick is so big when I fuck my wife I’m also getting a blow job.

My dick is so small girls call it an outie.

My dick is so small that when I spill rice in my pubes, it gets confusing.

My dick is so big, I don’t have phone sex with my wife on business trips, I fuck her.

My dick is so big that fucking you would be murder.

My dick is so big, every Valentine’s Day there’s at least 3 anacondas at my front door holding a box of chocolates.

My dick is so big it makes “my person is so small” jokes.

My dick is so small, my Fleshlight is a mosquito.

My dick is so small, a proton charged me with rape.

My dick is so small, my wife gets horny when she sees a box of tic tacs.

My big dick is so big, I need 10 guys to take a piss.

My dick is so small, it’s harder to find than something wrong with Ricky Gervais.

What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

What’s the difference between your paycheck and your dick? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis? To get oxygen to his brain!

Your dick is so small, it’s at the bottom of my pussy.

My dick is so small women ask me to put in a testicle in instead of my dick.

Your dick is so small your girlfriend loves to put a red and White stripey jumper on it with a matching hat, A pair of black glasses and yells “Where’s Waldo?”

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