Think you might have an arguing fetish? I’ll see your petty bullshit and raise you some next level HATRED, you stupid fuck.

Ready for a nasty, vindictive bitch to satisfy your (not so secret, probably) arguing fetish? GREAT. Let’s rehash ALL the tiresome details in all their underwhelming un-glory. You are going down, you stupid, STUPID mother fucker!

I fucking hate you. Think you’re going to teach me a lesson by force fucking me? HA. Go ahead, idiot. Cum inside me, I fucking DARE you! It’s not like your impotent ass has any viable sperm, anyway.

You couldn’t get someone pregnant your way out of a paper FUCKING bag with a gun to your head. You smoke too much weed, remember? That’s why you’re such a pathetic, virility-lacking poor deluded little fuck. I’ll smile while you hatefuck me. At least now I know it’s going to be OVER soon since you only last about 2 FUCKING minutes at most!!!

I can’t wait to use all your own sad, PITIFUL words against you during our arguing fetish phone sex call. Remember the wit that once made you fall in love with me? No one’s quips are as incisive or cutting as mine. You know that. And unfortunately for you, once upon a time you got to enjoy being “in” on the “joke.”

But guess what, mother fucker? The joke’s on YOU now. I’ll be laughing while I make you cry like the miserable little WORM you really are. Too bad I don’t care enough anymore to give a SINGLE fuck. Sad but true, bitch.

Are you sick of unproductive, unfun bickering with your wife? Cum give me a call. I’m in a really, REALLY nasty mood already . . . and I can’t WAIT to take it ALL out on YOU!!!

Phone Sex Kingdom Nicole Burke