Virtual Sex 101.
Virtual sex 101 is a blog that is going to teach you all the things you didn’t learn back in Junior High sex education class. This is real life knowledge. Back in the day teachers told you the basics and that’s where it all ended. Well, boys, I am here to enlighten you on the virtual sex part. Yes, your girl does love to receive cute messages during the day to know that she is on your mind.
Some examples are:
1. Good morning beautiful~ this lets her know that she is the first thing you think about in the morning.
2. It doesn’t matter how hard I try, I can’t stop thinking about you~ send this one a couple of hours after you are at work. It will let her know that she is still on your mind. Trust me. she will melt over it.
3. You truly take my breath away~ this message will definitely take her breath away when she reads it.
These are just a few ideas of cute ways to keep you on her mind. I call them the foreplay of text messages.
Now, its time to kick it up a notch.
These text messages are a little more risky
1. I can’t wait until I can kiss your lips again, then work my way to other body parts~ this will make her pussy tingle a little
2. I am hungry for your touch right now~ your girl wants to know that you appreciate her touch too.
3. I am picturing you naked right now and it’s making me hard~this lets her know that even when she isn’t around, her naked body turns you on.
Now that you have kicked up the virtual sex to the next level you can add some questions for fun.
1. What is the one thing you want to try in bed that you haven’t yet? Yep just keeping her thinking about sex.
2. Would you ever call a phonesex operator with me? This is a good one if you want a threesome but your girl is scared. You can break her in easy with a phonesex call with me.
3. Do you know what I am going to do to you tonight? Texting this to her will let you know what she is on the mood for when she replies.
Straight to the point virtual sex texts are nice also if that’s what your girl likes.
I just would make sure that our girl is ok with these types of messages before you hit send.
1. I want to fuck you so hard that you won’t be able to walk after.
2. I am going to grab your hair and make you suck my dick and swallow my cum.
3. I am going to make your pussy squirt all over my hard cock.
Not all females are created equal.
This next text can make or break your chances of getting fucked. This one is the infamous dick pic. Me personally I love getting them. (Feel free to send yours to my email) Some women are actually offended by them. Not sure why but they are. So before you send that make sure its what she wants of you will end up with a boner buzz kill. The whole point of this is to get sex. Right?