Suck your own dick
Gentlemen! Have you ever wanted to learn to suck your own dick? Well, with my help you can…maybe.
You may be thinking… “really? I can actually learn to suck my own dick? I can have a blow job whenever I want?” Well, possibly. But if you stick with me, I’ll tell you what to do to increase your chances of success.
Fun fact!
Back in Alfred Kinsey’s day (yes, that Kinsey – is there anything that guy didn’t study?) only 1% of men could successfully reach their genitalia with their mouths. And only 2-3 in 1,000 men could deep throat themselves. Believe it or not, back then sucking your own cock was considered a mental disorder. Now, thankfully, we see it as only one of many things men will do to feel a warm wet mouth on their man-parts.
Thankfully, there has been progress in this area and there are more resources and support available to you than ever before. Even you (yes, you!) have a chance to make this self-sucking dream a reality.
Tip #1 – Get as flexible as you possibly can
This is probably the most important thing. No matter how you go about reaching that sweet yet elusive goal of self-pleasure, you are going to have to be very bendy. To understand this visually, just think about where your mouth is and then think about where your cock is. They’re pretty far away, huh? And can you bend in that way right now? No, you probably can’t. Not a lot of guys naturally possess the flexibility needed for this ultimate act of self-love.
But all is not lost! You can do stretches every day in preparation for attempting to suck your own dick. You are not alone in this and you don’t have to figure it all out on your own. There are multiple online resources for daily stretching exercises developed specifically for getting your body ready to suck your yummy cock. And consider taking up yoga. I imagine that a majority of guys in your class will be there solely so they can become limber enough for autofellatio.
Tip #2 – Have a large cock
Preferably 8 inches or longer. And it doesn’t matter if you’re a grower or a shower, in this case. You just want that cock to be as close as possible to your mouth. Yes, flexibility is probably the most important. But, every inch of dick that you have equals less time you have to spend making your body bendy.
The longer you are, the faster you’re going to get that throbbing cock head into your mouth. Sure, there are videos of guys with fairly stubby little dicks who have no problem bobbing up and down on it. However, these guys are most certainly professional contortionists or former Olympic gymnasts.
It’s also important to be able to keep your cock hard for a long time through frustration and even a little discomfort. You are sure to be disappointed if you finally get your face close enough to your cock to taste it, only to find that it has gone limp. A cock ring can help keep you hard until you have the mental focus to stay that way long enough to suck your own dick.
Tip #3 – Lose weight
It will be helpful to have the lowest body fat percentage that is healthy for you. It only makes sense that it will be a lot easier to contort yourself in the way that is required to reach your dick if you don’t have a big belly in the way. And really, what better motivation is there to get healthier? When people ask what motivated you to lose so much weight, you can tell them that you were doing everything possible to be able to suck your own dick. Or maybe don’t tell anyone that.
Tip #4 – Have a good attitude and a lot of patience
First, never believe anything you may see that implies that sucking your own dick is insulting to a man’s masculinity. Or that you only want to self fellate because you can’t get someone else to do it for you. That’s nonsense. You just love your cock more than the average guy and you know that no one else can suck your cock exactly the way you want. Plus, it’s a really impressive achievement that you’ll be able to brag about to virtually no one.
Suck your own dick – What do you think so far?
Are you ready to give it a try? It will be a commitment of time and effort. But I know it will be worth it! And I’ll be right there with you. Well, sort of. Kind of like a cheerleader…
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