How to suck your own dick

How to suck your own dick – you know you want to. Maybe you already have! Why not try if you haven’t already. Sounds like it is the goal of many men. Hell, I have heard Steve Bannon sucks his own dick!  LOL.

So how would you do it? Of course, it helps if you are flexible. Yoga would help, but I bet you don’t want to invest the time in classes. Am I right? Well, you could do some yoga online. Go to youtube and find a video. Get real loose and flexible.

Of course, you should probably make yourself nice and hard before getting in position. The bigger and harder you are, the easier it will be for your wet moist lips to reach it.

I bet you are getting hard thinking about the amazing blow job you will give to yourself. You know just what you like, don’t you?

So, get naked & stretch. Stroke your nice beautiful dick. Now, lay on your couch with your head to the seat cushion. Put your legs in the air and scoot yourself up. Let your legs fall to your shoulders. It might take some adjustments. This might not even be your ideal position, but I am the one telling you what to do this time.

Once you get yourself with your butt in the air, and legs spread over your shoulders, the head of your cock should be pretty close to your mouth. Take your cock in your hand and guide it into you mouth. Take time to enjoy the head. Lick it and spit on it. Run your tongue around the rim. Then, try to put more in. mmm you’ve got it now!

Make yourself cum in your mouth, if you can stay in this position long enough!

Or cum on your face! Lick that cum.

Haha, congrats. You have just sucked your own dick!

 

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