Fucking me is like magic!

Fucking your wife getting boring? Well here’s a list of reasons why playing with me is better than fucking her!

I listen to your kinky fucked up fetishes and I get off on it.
Unlike your wife, I will never tell you I have a headache.
I love sucking your cock and gagging on it.
The dirtier the better.

I am cheaper than taking that bitch out.
Cause then when you take her out you have to pretend to listen to all her whining bullshit.
Then half the time she still won’t fuck you when you get home.
I listen to you and give you exactly what you need.

I love it when you stick that big fucking cock in my asshole.
I’ll lick your asshole and suck your balls.
You can pass me around to your friends and I won’t get mad.
Want to invite another girl to play with us, yay the more the merrier.

I love to have you call me your dirty fucking whore.
You can call me a cunt and not get slapped lol.
I won’t judge you when you tell me your dirty secrets.
I can keep my mouth shut and not tell all my friends about said dirty secrets.Want to go gay for me? Awesome I will make you take that big fucking cock.
Want to fuck your daughter or your mother! Incest is always best.
Want to watch me get fucked by a big black cock while you watch in the corner? Sit the fuck down and start stroking it then.
See these are just a few things you can do with me that your wife would flip the fuck out about.

So for these reasons and much more I am and will always be better than fucking your wife.

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