This Filthy Dirty Phone Sex Vixen Takes Away All Problems!

So, you’re ready for a filthy dirty phone sex vixen to take away all of your problems? Well, look no further! My day and nights are filled with the blissful sounds of CUM! Yes. And I love it so much that I rarely take a break from it. My pussy throbs, my fingers get sore, and yet, every morning, I wake with a newfound DESIRE to make you cum!

There is never a dull day or a day in which I want to escape from my own personal bliss! It’s true, for me, sex is everything. But, not just sex. great sex! Furthermore, any kind of sex, every kind of sex; no matter how twisted and deviant. No! It’s true! I just love to get off and taking YOU with me is part of the ride. And it’s absolutely why I sign on early every day. Think I’m kidding? I’m not, I assure you. I think sex IN MY SLEEP! lol

This being the case, I’m always turned up for anything having to do with sex.

I flirt with everyone, everywhere! Don’t believe me? I do. I flirt with men, with women, with animals (a little bit different, but still flirty!) and it makes my whole body tingle with lust. That lust requires an outlet. Welcum to my world, Baby!

Is it wrong of me to get exxxtra turned up when I make you weak for me? Giggle. The sounds of your moans, your breathing, the way you jerk it for me (if I can see you. lol), or even just the sounds of you whacking that fuck stick for me. Mmmmmmm. Yummy!

I guess that’s part of what makes me your filthy dirty phone sex vixen, huh?

But, you can’t just be a filthy dirty phone sex vixen on the phone. As I said, it has to be your lifestyle, a choice. If it’s not controllable, that’s a whole other diagnosis. I’m not qualified to speak on that! Hahaha. It doesn’t mean there can’t be a dual diagnosis. So, back to what I was saying, shall we?

None of my days are what anyone would ever refer to as routine. Each day is very different from the next, or the one before it. But, all stimulating. A stranger’s voice sets me atingle and I am charged for the remainder of the day (thank you!!!).

Who’s a better filthy dirty phone sex vixen than me? NOBODY! That’s who! haha.

Imagine me, if you will, my sweet as pineapple pussy simply dripping from the minute I walk out of the shower and I plant my fine little ass smack dab in the middle of my huge bed. Most days, I’m naked and waiting. Fresh red lip gloss, long dark eyelashes freshly stroked with a little mascara, a splash of perfume, and a big ass grin on my face.

Welcome to the world of this HAPPY filthy dirty phone sex vixen! My mind is whirling with ideas and memories of naughty delights. Here’s a small sample for you.

Day One with a filthy dirty phone sex vixen: 12 Noon Eastern Standard Time…

“Hi, this is Joey!” I said. I could hear breathing on the other end of the line.  So, I had a shy one, huh?
“Do you want to play with me, Baby?”

I heard a timid voice say ‘yes’, and after we got the business out of the way I began to relax him. Some people are very shy the first time. I just let you know that everything we share is like being in a confessional. I’m the Secrets Keeper!

Then, I said,  “What tell me a little about yourself, what do you like?” I swear I heard him swallow, saying,  “I don’t know, I’ve never done this before.” Lies???
“Ooooooh a virgin! Honey, you don’t know how rare that is!  Lie back and let me make you feel at ease. I’ll unbutton your shirt, and lick your nipples.”

When I heard him moaning again, then I knew I had gotten him started right.

“Now about this belt. I’m going to unbuckle it for you and unzip your pants. Why, Sir! I do believe you’re VERY glad to see me. Let me just slide that cock out of your shorts and lick the underside of your shaft.  “Mmmmmm, yummy.”

However, I could hear him breathing faster and knew he wasn’t going to last the whole 10 minutes… of course, my goal is to always give you every second you need from me, so I continued my work on him. After all, it’s as much fun for me as it is for you. My pussy starts throbbing and my fingers work my clit.

I have to take you further than you’re comfortable with. In that, there is always growth.

However, this isn’t your run of the mill phone sex. Ask me when you call if you can see my free sex video. You’ll get the idea, I’m sure! Haha

“Can you feel the tip of my tongue in your pee hole? Can you feel me open it with the tip of my hungry little tongue?” I could hear his breathing increase again. “Make sure to get all that sweet cum down my throat, okay?  I need that protein from you so badly.”  Then I said, “Now, how about I slip my middle finger into your ass and give you a good prostate massage?” (You might be surprised at how many men deny loving this small trick. lol.) Moreover, his yelp of surprise followed by moans and stammers, I knew I was pushing him right over the edge.

So, I continued my tongue tricks and made me my way down to engulf his balls. Slathering them with my saliva and begin to push his juices up the back of that thickening shaft until… One last look into his eyes before I get that favored SPLASH that I need!

“You taste delicious, Bae, I sure hope we get to play again.”  But, he hasn’t missed a Friday afternoon ever since. As a rule, I try to take you slowly down that rabbit hole with me. However, that’s not always possible. Sometimes, I take you racing down with me until we scream together in a massive squirt-fest! You’re WELCUM! Giggle

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