Cornstarch pocket pussy

Cornstarch pocket pussy is as good if not better than the ones at the store. The reason I know this is because I oppsed. A while back when I was at a pure romance party I was the winner of a prize. Being so excited to try out my new toy I couldn’t wait to get home and open it up. Arriving home and tearing through my package I was so surprised to find a pocket pussy.

I had no use for this.

What am I going to do with this? Regift, that’s what I am going to do. Merry Christmas Michael! Little did I know that it would later become one of his favorite items. Fast forward to a year later and I am staying the night at his house and decide to plug in the space heater and place it on top of the dresser. A few hours later I awake to the smell of something melting. Immediately I unplug the heater not wanting to start a fire, Now I begin to investigate and see what exactly the smell is since it’s not coming from the heater. Upon opening the top drawer of the dresser I realized what I did. The heat from the heater sitting on the dresser melted Michaels pocket pussy.

He is going to kill me.

What to do? Thank God for the internet. After searching online for the one that I could get to his house the fastest. I found a recipe to make my own cornstarch pocket pussy. It was worth a try, right? I decided yes. Thankfully he had all the ingredients needed at the house. Time to begin, wish me luck. I took 1 cup of cornstarch and put it in a glass then added 1 cup of warm water and stirred it up. This was not that easy to do the cornstarch turned a funky texture when it was being mixed. I will say that when it was all mixed good it was easier to stir. Now you add 1 more cup of warm water and make sure that is all stirred in.

Now is the time to cook your cornstarch pocket pussy.

Place it in the microwave for 1 minute, When you remove it make sure to hold it level, you don’t want it to shift. Make sure you have a vibrator on hand. Preferably a smooth one that is a little smaller than your cock. You actually could use anything in that is a rod shape. Now take it and insert it into the cup to make a hole about an inch down, making sure the hole is in the center. Microwave again for 30 seconds. The last step is to put the vibrator into the cornstarch pocket pussy almost all the way down.

Refrigerate an hour and it is done. I left Michael a note informing him of his tragic loss but also informing him of his new one that I made just for him. When I saw his name on my caller id I was not sure what to expect. I was willing to buy him a sex doll if he was not satisfied with this.

As I answered I could hear him laughing.

He couldn’t believe I went to all this trouble for him. And then he told me that he loves the homemade one so much better and I don’t need to buy him a new one as long as I keep making the homemade cornstarch pocket pussy when this one wears out. I know he loves this but I also know that it doesn’t touch my oral sex skills. To hear all about my oral sex skills call me on the phone sex hotline.

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